Sunday, July 19, 2015

0 Happy Birthday Chode Cancer!

If you're lucky, your rising sign or moon sign has spared you from the "Chode Behavior" that seems to affect many Cancers; but for some of you, it's simply that you were "born like this," and slowly over the years, it's gotten worse - you've developed into a seriously disturbed and sick human being. Can this be fixed? Well, let's see. Here are some of the traits of a "Chode Cancer." If you possess any of these traits, then you, my friend, are a first-class Chode Cancer!

Ha Ha Ha! As if I would waste my time writing your horoscope! Dream on, Chode Cancers!