Thursday, October 30, 2014

0 Capricorn Horoscope For Halloween 2014

I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls 
You brought me fame and fortune 
and everything that goes with it....
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge 
before the whole human race 
And I aint' gonna lose! 
( and I need just go on and on and on ) 

We are the champions, my friends 
And we'll go on fighting till the end
No time for losers 
'Cause we are the champions
...Of the world! 


Cool to read the lyrics hah? Felt even better to write it down. I'm healed I tell you! Healed! Capricorn your sins have been forgiven! Even that Piggly Wiggly you knocked over back in 72'-forgiven! Heh heh, I'm just trying to get your goat! 

* insert instant high hat! * 

It will never be that easy for Capricorns, but the stubborn goats will have all the fun they can even finding fun their our miserable climb to the top of a hill they really don't even care about. It's all about the process man...yeah smoke another one....I mean what the hell are you thinking? Like I don't even, I mean really???? You are a hoot! If your Lizard brain isn't keeping up with me, let me break it down for you. 

Hopefully you speak Mr. T. Because he's especially familiar with A-typical half ass monkey boy behavior and so he has some things to call you on and some advice for the weekend.

For one, who you think you foolin' that you've been working out? Your crazy ass hasn't had a good workout since that one weekend in Havana with Weird Al. Fool...

And now you got me thinkin', are you really sober? Because you sure actin' a fool lately! For once take my advice and quit your jibber jabbin! 

You know what you need is to change your diet man...I bet your eating a snickers right now. Aint' no one can help you but yourself man. Damn disappointed in too talented to be wastin' your time like you do!

No wonder your daddy don't talk to you no mo...I pity the fool that try to save your sorry ass! You shouldn't even be going out for Halloween! I bet you wake up with one nasty hangover...damn fool! 

Well Capricorn, it seems like Mr. T is convinced your going to misbehave somehow this weekend! I think he was a bit hard on you but hey just take those big steps up that hill a little bit slower and more careful for us all and remember your almost famous, your medium gorgeous an gosh darn it-Sancho loves you! 

Capricorn here is your horoscope for the last week of October 
( can't be viewed on an i phone-sorry!  ) 

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