Thursday, May 22, 2014

0 Happy Birthday Gemini! The Evil Twins of the Zodiac Strike Again!




That yellow bastard Pluto will wreak havoc on everyone this month, but you will get noticed and you will be damn sexy as you get fish slapped! I usually write my own intros to the online astrologers I share, but this one from Cafe Astrology I came across is great -- I couldn't have said it better myself. If you are able to open youtube links on your phone then great, you can watch these short but informative videos. If not, don't worry, you should either be in jail or have a new laptop by, say, mid-August! I'll explain later. These are the most dedicated astrologers online, and I completely trust them to advise you as to how the stars, moon, and planets affect your being. Have a great birthday, try not to get arrested in a foreign country, and remember... you're almost famous, you're medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it -- Sancho loves you!