As most of Xanaland's readers already know, the monkey has been on strike all summer, and refuses to write horoscopes. Fear not my friends! I have searched far and wide for the best online astrologers and I feel confident that you will agree!
This woman is clear and precise in her readings, I really look forward to hearing what she has to say about life in general.
This guy is witty and to the point. I usually check his first, because his are only about 5 minutes. He also has a great website and facebook page where he posts daily stuff on the planets and other esoteric events!
And this woman, forget about it! She is brilliant and also does yearly and weekly horoscopes....
Scorpio, it sounds like your having a challenging month, I'm here for you! And always remember that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!
Here is your song for the month:
Neil Young is a Scorpio