As most of you know, our in house monkey astrologer has been refusing to write the monthly horoscopes, so I searched high and low, and found the best online astrologers I could. They are unique in their style, and I just know your going to love them and get the insight you need to have a fabulous month!
This woman must love Capricorns, even with the 10 year hex of that yellow bastard Pluto looming over us, she always find something positive to say and has great advice.
The one guy I turn to first, he always breaks it down to facts, no bs with this guy! Look for his website and Facebook page, he has daily planetary post that will keep you grounded and in the know!
For the most gentle reminder that we are all special, turn to this woman, she also does yearly and weekly horoscopes on her youtube channel
As a Capricorn I can say that so far all these have been right on, but even if you did not go to jail this month, lets hope we have all learned a lesson or two, and always remember...your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it...Sancho loves you!
Here is your song for the month:
Jimmy Page is a Capricorn