Tuesday, September 24, 2013

0 Cancer Horoscope for October 2013



Since most Cancer's are chode's and tend to stress the monkey out, we usually don't even get around to sharing any readings, but I suppose even chode's deserve a second chance. These are the best online astrologers and so I really really hope all my Cancer friends take their advice. 

She's brilliant, she's beautiful, and she has a special love horoscope for you this month. Just what Cancer's need, more stuff to be emotional about. 



And here's her regular monthly reading



And this guy is great, he's British, he's quick and to the point and like Sancho, he's never wrong! 



Now Kelly Rosano used to be one of my favorites, until she started singing at the end of her readings. I think she realized it was annoying and stopped. Her readings are long but very informative, and I have a feeling Cancer's need as much advice as they can get this month! 



Cancer's, even though most of you are chode's your still medium gorgeous, your almost famous and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

Here is your song for the month: 



The Mustache is a Cancer



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