Monday, August 26, 2013

0 Virgo Horoscope for August 2013

Virgo, as I get to you I am almost done with the tedious task of pick up the monkeys pieces, and pretty much apologizing for not being there for you. It sounds like you had a hellish month. Maybe not,  but the three astrologers who I will be sharing horoscopes from are in the links below, from what I have been listening to as I write this it sounds like there are drastic changes upon you. Dear Virgos, remember no matter how bad life is in the real world, in Xanaland your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

This woman is so accurate it's frightening! 

To picky judgmental Virgos this guy will probably seem stuffy, pretentious, or like a fake, but trust me he's wonderful and he's a kind soul, check him out on youtube, Facebook,  and on his website for almost daily news on what this crazy universe is up to! 

This woman you will love, she is smart and witty 
and has a really deep understanding of the human psyche! 

Here is your song for the month- or rest of the month that is, I hope everyone approves of this new way of doing the horoscopes until I can get Sancho back on the job again! 

Gene Simmons is a Virgo...hard to believe huh? 

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