Scorpio, you know a few things about monkey business so I won't elaborate more than to tell you that the monkey is simply indisposed and is still not ready to start doing horoscopes again, so after looking far and wide, I found who I believe to be the most accurate astrologers on youtube, so please take the time to listen to them, and always remember your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!
This woman I recently discovered and I really feel like I can trust her, she has an astrology book coming out soon also
And this man is my pillar, I look at his Facebook page often to see what else is going on with the planets
And my rock, Michelle Knight, when Sancho fizzles out on me
I look to this woman immediately for guidance, she does yearly, monthly, and even weekly horoscopes, so here is one for the upcoming week of August 26th 2013
Scorpio, here is your song for the week, see you in a few days for your September horoscope!
Adam Ant is a Scorpio