Monday, August 26, 2013

0 Scorpio Horoscope for August 2013

Scorpio, you know a few things about monkey business so I won't elaborate more than to tell you that the monkey is simply indisposed and is still not ready to start doing horoscopes again, so after looking far and wide, I found who I believe to be the most accurate astrologers on youtube, so please take the time to listen to them, and always remember your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

0 Libra Horoscope for August 2013

Libra has had such a hard time of it this summer, I can see why the monkey refuse to do horoscopes anymore, it's probably stressing the poor little guy out. But I am happy that I have a great way to make it up to Xanaland readers by introducing you to 3 of the best astrologers on youtube, sometimes you just need a fresh perspective, and so I hope that you find that here, and always remember that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and even though absent, gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

0 Virgo Horoscope for August 2013

Virgo, as I get to you I am almost done with the tedious task of pick up the monkeys pieces, and pretty much apologizing for not being there for you. It sounds like you had a hellish month. Maybe not,  but the three astrologers who I will be sharing horoscopes from are in the links below, from what I have been listening to as I write this it sounds like there are drastic changes upon you. Dear Virgos, remember no matter how bad life is in the real world, in Xanaland your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

0 Leo Horoscope for August 2013

Leo, at last I'm half way through the chart, and since I'm fond of my Leo's I don't feel like I have to beat around the bush. For reasons I won't bore you with and because sometimes a fresh set of eyes on a task, situation, or into your life is just what you need, the monkey, cannot at this time provide you with anything other than the advice of these 3 great astrologers... and my reminder that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!

0 Gemini Horoscope for August 2013

Gemini I can't apologize for the monkey enough.
So I will tell you what I'm telling everyone, these 3 people in the video links below are some of the most accurate astrologers, and wonderful people as well, I think if you take the time to listen to them you'll learn a lot about yourself and get an idea of what your fall and winter of 2013 are looking like. Things good or bad may seem unreal and overwhelming right now, but please remember...your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it Sancho loves you! 

Monday, August 19, 2013

0 Taurus Horoscope for August 2013

Two down and ten to go Taurus, so sorry the monkey is still on strike, but I urge you to listen to these 3 astrologers, they are always right on the money, and all of them are genuine and down to earth people who really love what they do-so listen to their advice- And remember, your medium gorgeous and almost famous, and gosh darn it Sancho loves you! 

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

0 Aries Horoscope For August 2013

Aries, I'm about to tell you what I have to explain to 11 other signs, I have no time for astrology and the monkey is on strike until further notice, so I have searched high and low for the best online horoscopes, and whala! I found 3 wonderful astrologers, please take the time if not now, soon to listen to each one, because I did for each and every sign, these are the beast at what they do and dead on accurate, from what I have observed over the last year.