Seattle's mighty proud of our Numero Uno Capricorn, Eddie Vedder. It seems like it was a great year for Capricorns, no matter how challenging it seemed at times, and no matter how many chodes tried to burst our bubble, we were not stopping until we got to the top of that hill. Personally, I feel great this month, not to mention that reverse aging Capricorns are famous for is kicking in again, I can feel it in my bones, even in my poor Mexican bird leg!
Well my Aries friends, we made it through another year! Please take the time to listen to this preview of your year to come, I am so grateful for the astrologers who I'm able to rely on, sharing their words of wisdom is really a gift to me and hopefully to you as well!
Via Cafe Astrology: There can be a need to take a hard look at both spending and debts this month, dear Aries, as you may be accountable for recent neglect or extravagance. Some of you could be dealing with this energy on an intimate level, and you might question issues of sharing, fairness, and power dynamics in a partnership. For example, circumstances may be such that you suddenly see huge imbalances or discrepancies. Fortunately, you have a lot of energy for work and self-care programs this month, and not a whole lot stands in the way of pursuing your goals. You can easily get all fired up and ready for action when it comes to tending to your daily routines, fitness, nutrition programs, and detail work. Work out frustrations or troubling emotions by keeping active and getting a lot of fresh air and light this month. Venus moves into your career and reputation sector on the 5th, helping to endear you to authority figures (bosses and parents, for example), the general public if appropriate, and to business colleagues. Transits of Venus to a house generally last about a month, but this one stretches on for four months, so you'll have plenty of time to win others over and advance your business goals. Pressures tend to ease from the 10th, and then even more so from the 22nd, when your overall focus shifts from dark and intense to outgoing and positive. The 18-19 is very strong for family relations and efforts to make both work and home life more balanced, organized, but also enjoyable.
I'm starting out the month right by starting with Capricorns because for one, they are the most brilliant sign, and secondly, they've had it the hardest lately but this is about to change!
Like my poor Aries, you were overlooked this month, so I decided to check with a few of my favorite online astrologers to see what's going on with you this month
Not so much a special message as an apology, since I actually forgot to upload the blog with your horoscope this month, but let's face it, the monkey has done worse things! So here's what you missed, a special love horoscope, let's see if it was accurate...
Well, the dreadful summer is finally over, it's time for fun ghoulish stuff and for holiday cheer, and as most of my readers know, the monkey long ago abandoned his idea of writing these himself, so instead we found the best online astrologers to get you up to date, enjoy and have a great October!
This woman is becoming my favorite, especially since she did these cool love horoscopes for October!
and her regular monthly reading....
I really love this guy too, I look to him first to see what's going to happen in the month, be sure to check out his website, blog and Facebook page also for up to the minute planetary activity! This woman was my favorite until she started singing at the end of her readings, still she has some great information, and although lengthy, is a smart woman, just needs to stop with the singing!
I was in love with a Leo once. It was horrible. But not as horrible as not knowing what the hell is going on in their mysterious heads. Here are the very best online astrologers to enlighten you. Have a wonderful October Leos!
Virgo, you're so vain... you probably think this entire blog is about you. Did I mention a Virgo broke my heart? So needless to say I can only push the monkey so far when it comes to writing horoscopes, we have "issues." So, instead I have found the best online astrologers around. Learn something, enjoy, and have a great October!
Libra's and I are getting along a lot better these days...still, the monkey has no time for astrology. So I have found the best online astrologers around. Enjoy and have a great month!
It feels like I have not done much for the Sagittarian's in my life. And with the monkey refusing to write horoscopes I have had to search far and wide for the best astrologers. Here they are!
Since most Cancer's are chode's and tend to stress the monkey out, we usually don't even get around to sharing any readings, but I suppose even chode's deserve a second chance. These are the best online astrologers and so I really really hope all my Cancer friends take their advice.
Did I ever mention that an Aquarius broke my heart? But that's not why the monkeys on strike. He's just too sensitive to absorb all these issues of everyone's and also these astrologers are really good, if anything we would be holding out vital and maybe life changing information by not sharing these with you.
Well, Pisces can't be doing any worse than Capricorn's, as most of our readers know, the monkey has been on strike for months. So I have found some really good online astrologers to share with my readers.
Capricorns just cant get a break, I'm sort of glad poor Sancho isn't having to deal with writing these this month. As most of my readers know the monkey has been on hiatus, so here are the 3 best online astrologers, good luck to me and my fellow Capricorns, were gonna need it!
All the Gemini's I know are very lucky people at the moment, I just hope whatever your endeavor's are that your successful and have a great fall and winter...here are 3 of my very favorite online astrologers, take their advice seriously...they mean business!
see what I mean? take her advice, she works hard to make sure people understand that these planets and stars mean business!
Aries Is a sign that confuses Sancho, so I really can't apologize for his refusal to write your horoscope! I think you'll be much happier with the astrologers I have found online. They are unique but each one has proven to be totally accurate.
As most of you know, our in house monkey astrologer has been refusing to write the monthly horoscopes, so I searched high and low, and found the best online astrologers I could. They are unique in their style, and I just know your going to love them and get the insight you need to have a fabulous month!
As most of Xanaland's readers already know, the monkey has been on strike all summer, and refuses to write horoscopes. Fear not my friends! I have searched far and wide for the best online astrologers and I feel confident that you will agree!
Scorpio, you know a few things about monkey business so I won't elaborate more than to tell you that the monkey is simply indisposed and is still not ready to start doing horoscopes again, so after looking far and wide, I found who I believe to be the most accurate astrologers on youtube, so please take the time to listen to them, and always remember your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!
Libra has had such a hard time of it this summer, I can see why the monkey refuse to do horoscopes anymore, it's probably stressing the poor little guy out. But I am happy that I have a great way to make it up to Xanaland readers by introducing you to 3 of the best astrologers on youtube, sometimes you just need a fresh perspective, and so I hope that you find that here, and always remember that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and even though absent, gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!
Virgo, as I get to you I am almost done with the tedious task of pick up the monkeys pieces, and pretty much apologizing for not being there for you. It sounds like you had a hellish month. Maybe not, but the three astrologers who I will be sharing horoscopes from are in the links below, from what I have been listening to as I write this it sounds like there are drastic changes upon you. Dear Virgos, remember no matter how bad life is in the real world, in Xanaland your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!
Leo, at last I'm half way through the chart, and since I'm fond of my Leo's I don't feel like I have to beat around the bush. For reasons I won't bore you with and because sometimes a fresh set of eyes on a task, situation, or into your life is just what you need, the monkey, cannot at this time provide you with anything other than the advice of these 3 great astrologers... and my reminder that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!
So I will tell you what I'm telling everyone, these 3 people in the video links below are some of the most accurate astrologers, and wonderful people as well, I think if you take the time to listen to them you'll learn a lot about yourself and get an idea of what your fall and winter of 2013 are looking like. Things good or bad may seem unreal and overwhelming right now, but please remember...your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it Sancho loves you!
Two down and ten to go Taurus, so sorry the monkey is still on strike, but I urge you to listen to these 3 astrologers, they are always right on the money, and all of them are genuine and down to earth people who really love what they do-so listen to their advice- And remember, your medium gorgeous and almost famous, and gosh darn it Sancho loves you!
Aries, I'm about to tell you what I have to explain to 11 other signs, I have no time for astrology and the monkey is on strike until further notice, so I have searched high and low for the best online horoscopes, and whala! I found 3 wonderful astrologers, please take the time if not now, soon to listen to each one, because I did for each and every sign, these are the beast at what they do and dead on accurate, from what I have observed over the last year.
Unlike aurora, airglow covers the entire planet and is there all the time, caused by reactions between solar energy and certain air molecules. It's just not visible in daytime due to sunlight and is hard to spot at night from other light pollution.
But according to the Atmospheric Optics website, airglow fluctuates a bit with the 11-year solar cycle as increased solar activity can enhance it a bit. And solar activity was high last weekend when these photographers were taken.
Although not quite as popular as Sun sign astrology, "Mercury Retrograde" has certainly become a buzzword - or buzz phrase - these days.
What is Mercury Retrograde? Three, and sometimes four, times a year, the planet Mercury appears to be moving backwards in the sky for a period of approximately 3 weeks. "Appears" is the key word here, because, technically speaking, no planet actually moves backwards in their orbits around the Sun. In fact, they don't even slow down. Retrograde-station-direct cycles are essentially illusions that result from our point of view from Earth, simply because the Earth is also orbiting the Sun at a different speed than the other planets. Mercury turns retrograde more frequently than any other planet. It can never be more than 28 degrees from the Sun, and whenever it reaches its furthest distance from the Sun, it changes direction.
Awaken now at last And tell us how to save us from ourselves
Lawrence Ferlinheti ' To the Oracle at Delphi ' There's a vibrant energy coursing through your veins at the moment, revving up your curiosity and your eagerness to learn, to travel and to be in touch with various people. Mercury faces the powerful energies of Pluto. Venus also moves on the 3rd into this homely area.
Those lips that loves own hand did make. Breathed forth the sound that said " I hate " To me that languished for her sake But when she saw my woeful state Straight in her heart did mercy come Chiding that tongue that ever sweet Was used to giving gentle doom And taught it thus anew to greet " I hate" she altered with an end That followed it as gentle day Doth follow night, who like a fiend From heaven to hell is flown away " I hate " from hate away she threw And saved my life by saying " not you" William Shakespeare
We are all a little weird And life is a little weird And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness And call it love Dr. Seuss
I stand amid the roar Of a surf tormented shore And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand How few, yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep While I weep, while I weep O God can I not grasp Them with a tighter grasp? Oh God cannot I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? Edgar Allan Poe
A man doesn't have time. When he loses he seeks, when he finds He forgets, when he forgets, when he loves He begins to forget And his soul is seasoned, his soul is very professional. Only his body remains forever an amateur. It tries and it misses, gets muddled, doesn't learn a thing. Drunk and blind in it's pleasures and its pains Yehudi Amichai
The cage bird sings with a fearful trill Of things unknown but longed for still And his tune is heard on the distant hill For the caged bird sings of freedom Maya Angelou
I shot an arrow into the air It fell to earth, I knew not where For so swiftly it flew the sight Could not follow in its flight I breathed a song into the air It fell to earth, I knew not where For who has sight so keen and strong That it can follow the flight of a song Henry Longfellow
When you have withdrawn yourself and the magic, when only the smell of your love lingers between my breasts, then, only then, can I greedily consume your presence.... Maya Angelou
For we have thought the longer thoughts And gone the shorter way And we have danced to the devils tunes Shivering home to pray To serve one master in the night Another in the day Ernest Hemingway
April’s full moon, which is set to rise tonight, is known as a pink moon. And this year it coincides with another lunar event. Here are four things to know about it:
Why is it called a pink moon?
The name can be traced back to North American aboriginal peoples, who referred to the full moon in April as a pink moon after a type of wildflower that blooms early in the year, helping to signify that spring has arrived.
April’s full moon goes by a number of other names in different cultures. Some coastal tribes refer to it as the fish moon because it coincided with the shad swimming upstream, according to the Farmer’s Almanac.
The moon doesn't actually appear pink in color..
What’s different about this pink moon?
It coincides with the first lunar eclipse of the year, which will be visible for those living in Eastern Europe, Africa, central Asia and western Australia, NASA says. It’s a partial eclipse that will last about 27 minutes and will be at its fullest at 4:07 p.m. ET.
It won’t be visible from North America, the space agency says.
What’s the best way to view it?
For those who want to see the eclipse but aren't located in the right place, the Slooh telescope will be streaming a live video of the event online.
For Canadians who want to take a look after sunset, Environment Canada is forecasting a clear night sky for those living across much southern Quebec, New Brunswick, parts of northern Ontario and the southern Prairies.
When is the next lunar eclipse?
Another partial lunar eclipse will take place on May 25, and NASA says it should be visible from most of North America, provided the night sky is clear.
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Although not quite as popular as Sun sign astrology, "Mercury Retrograde" has certainly become a buzzword - or buzz phrase - these days..jpg)
