Monday, December 23, 2013

0 Happy Birthday Capricorns!

Seattle's mighty proud of our Numero Uno Capricorn, Eddie Vedder. It seems like it was a great year for Capricorns, no matter how challenging it seemed at times, and no matter how many chodes tried to burst our bubble, we were not stopping until we got to the top of that hill. Personally, I feel great this month, not to mention that reverse aging Capricorns are famous for is kicking in again, I can feel it in my bones, even in my poor Mexican bird leg! 

Thursday, December 19, 2013

0 Aries Christmas Horoscope for 2013 with a Special 2014 Message

Well my Aries friends, we made it through another year! Please take the time to listen to this preview of your year to come, I am so grateful for the astrologers who I'm able to rely on, sharing their words of wisdom is really a gift to me and hopefully to you as well! 

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

0 Aries Horoscope For November 2013

Via Cafe Astrology:
There can be a need to take a hard look at both spending and debts this month, dear Aries, as you may be accountable for recent neglect or extravagance. Some of you could be dealing with this energy on an intimate level, and you might question issues of sharing, fairness, and power dynamics in a partnership. For example, circumstances may be such that you suddenly see huge imbalances or discrepancies. Fortunately, you have a lot of energy for work and self-care programs this month, and not a whole lot stands in the way of pursuing your goals. You can easily get all fired up and ready for action when it comes to tending to your daily routines, fitness, nutrition programs, and detail work. Work out frustrations or troubling emotions by keeping active and getting a lot of fresh air and light this month. Venus moves into your career and reputation sector on the 5th, helping to endear you to authority figures (bosses and parents, for example), the general public if appropriate, and to business colleagues. Transits of Venus to a house generally last about a month, but this one stretches on for four months, so you'll have plenty of time to win others over and advance your business goals. Pressures tend to ease from the 10th, and then even more so from the 22nd, when your overall focus shifts from dark and intense to outgoing and positive. The 18-19 is very strong for family relations and efforts to make both work and home life more balanced, organized, but also enjoyable.

Monday, November 4, 2013

0 Capricorn Horoscope For November 2013

I'm starting out the month right by starting with Capricorns because for one, they are the most brilliant sign, and secondly, they've had it the hardest lately but this is about to change! 

Saturday, October 19, 2013

0 Taurus Horoscope for Halloween Week 2013

Like my poor Aries, you were overlooked this month, so I decided to check with a few of my favorite online astrologers to see what's going on with you this month

0 A Special Message for Aries from Sancho

Not so much a special message as an apology, since I actually forgot to upload the blog with your horoscope this month, but let's face it, the monkey has done worse things! So here's what you missed, a special love horoscope, let's see if it was accurate...

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

0 Gemini Horoscope for October 2013

Well, the dreadful summer is finally over, it's time for fun ghoulish stuff and for holiday cheer, and as most of my readers know, the monkey long ago abandoned his idea of writing these himself, so instead we found the best online astrologers to get you up to date, enjoy and have a great October! 

This woman is becoming my favorite, especially since she did these cool love horoscopes for October! 

and her regular monthly reading....

I really love this guy too, I look to him first to see what's going to happen in the month, be sure to check out his website, blog and Facebook page also for up to the minute planetary activity! 

This woman was my favorite until she started singing at the end of her readings, still she has some great information, and although lengthy, is a smart woman, just needs to stop with the singing! 

Here is your song for the month: 

Lenny Kravitz is a Gemini 

0 Leo Horoscope for October 2013

I was in love with a Leo once. It was horrible. But not as horrible as not knowing what the hell is going on in their mysterious heads. Here are the very best online astrologers to enlighten you. Have a wonderful October Leos! 

0 Virgo Horoscope for October 2013

Virgo, you're so vain... you probably think this entire blog is about you. Did I mention a Virgo broke my heart? So needless to say I can only push the monkey so far when it comes to writing horoscopes, we have "issues."  So, instead I have found the best online astrologers around.  Learn something, enjoy, and have a great October! 

0 Libra Horoscope for October 2013

Libra's and I are getting along a lot better these days...still, the monkey has no time for astrology. So I have found the best online astrologers around. Enjoy and have a great month! 

0 Scorpio Horoscope for October 2013

There's something about Scorpio's I love, they are so mysterious. 
Have wonderful October and enjoy these readings by some of the best online astrologers. 

0 Sagittarius Horoscope for October 2013

It feels like I have not done much for the Sagittarian's in my life. And with the monkey refusing to write horoscopes I have had to search far and wide for the best astrologers. Here they are! 

0 Cancer Horoscope for October 2013

Since most Cancer's are chode's and tend to stress the monkey out, we usually don't even get around to sharing any readings, but I suppose even chode's deserve a second chance. These are the best online astrologers and so I really really hope all my Cancer friends take their advice. 

0 Aquarius Horoscope for October 2013

Did I ever mention that an Aquarius broke my heart? But that's not why the monkeys on strike. He's just too sensitive to absorb all these issues of everyone's and also these astrologers are really good, if anything we would be holding out vital and maybe life changing information by not sharing these with you. 

0 Pisces Horoscope for October 2013

Well, Pisces can't be doing any worse than Capricorn's, as most of our readers know, the monkey has been on strike for months. So I have found some really good online astrologers to share with my readers. 

0 Capricorn Horoscope For October 2013

Capricorns just cant get a break, I'm sort of glad poor Sancho isn't having to deal with writing these this month. As most of my readers know the monkey has been on hiatus, so here are the 3 best online astrologers, good luck to me and my fellow Capricorns, were gonna need it! 

Friday, September 20, 2013

0 Leo Horoscope for September 2013

I've dated a few Leo's and you guys are alright in my book! 
The following are links to the best 3 online astrologers, 
please take their advice to heart. 

0 Gemini Horoscope for September 2013

All the Gemini's I know are very lucky people at the moment, I just hope whatever your endeavor's are that your successful and have a great fall and are 3 of my very favorite online astrologers, take their advice seriously...they mean business! 

see what I mean? take her advice, she works hard to make sure people understand that these planets and stars mean business! 

0 Taurus Horoscope For September 2013

Well Taurus, if your reading this it means you survived the Harvest moon, and Sancho survived his trip to jail! 
These are the best online astrologers, listen and value their knowledge, they really know what their talking about! 

Monday, September 16, 2013

0 Aries Horoscope For September 2013

Aries Is a sign that confuses Sancho, so I really can't apologize for his refusal to write your horoscope! I think you'll be much happier with the astrologers I have found online. They are unique but each one has proven to be totally accurate. 

Sunday, September 15, 2013

0 Capricorn Horoscope For September 2013

As most of you know, our in house monkey astrologer has been refusing to write the monthly horoscopes, so I searched high and low, and found the best online astrologers I could. They are unique in their style, and I just know your going to love them and get the insight you need to have a fabulous month! 

0 Scorpio Horoscope For September 2013

As most of Xanaland's readers already know, the monkey has been on strike all summer, and refuses to write horoscopes. Fear not my friends! I have searched far and wide for the best online astrologers and I feel confident that you will agree! 

Monday, August 26, 2013

0 Scorpio Horoscope for August 2013

Scorpio, you know a few things about monkey business so I won't elaborate more than to tell you that the monkey is simply indisposed and is still not ready to start doing horoscopes again, so after looking far and wide, I found who I believe to be the most accurate astrologers on youtube, so please take the time to listen to them, and always remember your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

0 Libra Horoscope for August 2013

Libra has had such a hard time of it this summer, I can see why the monkey refuse to do horoscopes anymore, it's probably stressing the poor little guy out. But I am happy that I have a great way to make it up to Xanaland readers by introducing you to 3 of the best astrologers on youtube, sometimes you just need a fresh perspective, and so I hope that you find that here, and always remember that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and even though absent, gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

0 Virgo Horoscope for August 2013

Virgo, as I get to you I am almost done with the tedious task of pick up the monkeys pieces, and pretty much apologizing for not being there for you. It sounds like you had a hellish month. Maybe not,  but the three astrologers who I will be sharing horoscopes from are in the links below, from what I have been listening to as I write this it sounds like there are drastic changes upon you. Dear Virgos, remember no matter how bad life is in the real world, in Xanaland your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you! 

0 Leo Horoscope for August 2013

Leo, at last I'm half way through the chart, and since I'm fond of my Leo's I don't feel like I have to beat around the bush. For reasons I won't bore you with and because sometimes a fresh set of eyes on a task, situation, or into your life is just what you need, the monkey, cannot at this time provide you with anything other than the advice of these 3 great astrologers... and my reminder that your almost famous, your medium gorgeous, and gosh darn it, Sancho loves you!

0 Gemini Horoscope for August 2013

Gemini I can't apologize for the monkey enough.
So I will tell you what I'm telling everyone, these 3 people in the video links below are some of the most accurate astrologers, and wonderful people as well, I think if you take the time to listen to them you'll learn a lot about yourself and get an idea of what your fall and winter of 2013 are looking like. Things good or bad may seem unreal and overwhelming right now, but please remember...your almost famous, your medium gorgeous and gosh darn it Sancho loves you! 

Monday, August 19, 2013

0 Taurus Horoscope for August 2013

Two down and ten to go Taurus, so sorry the monkey is still on strike, but I urge you to listen to these 3 astrologers, they are always right on the money, and all of them are genuine and down to earth people who really love what they do-so listen to their advice- And remember, your medium gorgeous and almost famous, and gosh darn it Sancho loves you! 

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

0 Aries Horoscope For August 2013

Aries, I'm about to tell you what I have to explain to 11 other signs, I have no time for astrology and the monkey is on strike until further notice, so I have searched high and low for the best online horoscopes, and whala! I found 3 wonderful astrologers, please take the time if not now, soon to listen to each one, because I did for each and every sign, these are the beast at what they do and dead on accurate, from what I have observed over the last year. 

Friday, July 19, 2013

0 Mt. Rainier Like You've Never Seen it Before by Darren Neupert July 2013

The Northern Lights have been making relativelyfrequent appearances over the Northwest this summer, but the green tinge captured in photographs above Mt. Rainier on the night of July 12th wasn't the aurora.
It was instead what's known as "airglow."
Unlike aurora, airglow covers the entire planet and is there all the time, caused by reactions between solar energy and certain air molecules. It's just not visible in daytime due to sunlight and is hard to spot at night from other light pollution.
But according to the Atmospheric Optics website, airglow fluctuates a bit with the 11-year solar cycle as increased solar activity can enhance it a bit. And solar activity was high last weekend when these photographers were taken.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

0 Feeling Squirrely? Don't Blame the Moon, Blame Mercury! via Astrology Cafe


Mercury RetrogadeAlthough not quite as popular as Sun sign astrology, "Mercury Retrograde" has certainly become a buzzword - or buzz phrase - these days.
What is Mercury Retrograde? Three, and sometimes four, times a year, the planet Mercury appears to be moving backwards in the sky for a period of approximately 3 weeks. "Appears" is the key word here, because, technically speaking, no planet actually moves backwards in their orbits around the Sun. In fact, they don't even slow down. Retrograde-station-direct cycles are essentially illusions that result from our point of view from Earth, simply because the Earth is also orbiting the Sun at a different speed than the other planets. Mercury turns retrograde more frequently than any other planet. It can never be more than 28 degrees from the Sun, and whenever it reaches its furthest distance from the Sun, it changes direction.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

0 Alchemy for What Ails You by Fredrick Woodruff

Although the etymology of the word alchemy is multifaceted, the most
concise is Arabic — al-kimiya — meaning “The Art.”

Friday, May 31, 2013

0 Gemini Horoscope For June 2013

Her soul in division form itself
Climbing, falling she knew not where
Hiding amid the cargo from a steamship 
Her kneecap broken, that girl I declare
A beautiful lofty thing-or a thing 
Heroically lost, heroically found 
William Butler Yeats 

0 June Horoscope For Taurus

As for those chilly orbs on the verge of creation 
Where sunshine and smiles must be equally rare
did they want a supply of cold hearts for that station
heaven knows we have plenty on Earth we could spare
Thomas Moore 

Thursday, May 30, 2013

0 June Horoscope For Aries 2013

Great Oracle, sleeping through the centuries
Awaken now at last And tell us how to save us from ourselves
Lawrence Ferlinheti ' To the Oracle at Delphi ' 

There's a vibrant energy coursing through your veins at the moment, revving up your curiosity and your eagerness to learn, to travel and to be in touch with various people. Mercury faces the powerful energies of Pluto. Venus also moves on the 3rd into this homely area.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

0 Taurus Horoscope For May 2013

                             Those lips that loves own hand 
                     did make.
                     Breathed forth the sound that 
                     said " I hate "
                     To me that languished for her sake
                     But when she saw my woeful state
                     Straight in her heart did mercy come
                     Chiding that tongue that ever sweet
                     Was used to giving gentle doom
                     And taught it thus anew to greet
                     " I hate" she altered with an end
                     That followed it as gentle day
                     Doth follow night, who like a fiend
                     From heaven to hell is flown away
                     " I hate " from hate away she threw
                     And saved my life by saying " not you" 
                                                            William Shakespeare 

Monday, May 13, 2013

0 Gemini Horoscope For May 2013

And what is life? 
An hour glass on the run
A mist retreating from the morning sun
A busy, bustling still repeated dream
It's length? A minutes pause
A moments thought
And happiness? A bubble on the stream
That in the act of seizing turns to naught
John Clare

Saturday, May 11, 2013

0 Cancer Horoscope For May 2013

                          We are all a little weird
                          And life is a little weird 
                          And when we find someone whose
                          weirdness is compatible with ours
                          We join up with them and fall 
                          in mutual weirdness
                          And call it love
                                                      Dr. Seuss 

0 Leo Horoscope For May 2013

                               I stand amid the roar
                    Of a surf tormented shore
                    And I hold within my hand
                    Grains of the golden sand
                    How few, yet how they creep
                    Through my fingers to the deep
                    While I weep, while I weep
                    O God can I not grasp
                    Them with a tighter grasp?
                    Oh God cannot I not save
                    One from the pitiless wave?
                    Is all that we see or seem
                    But a dream within a dream?
                                                         Edgar Allan Poe

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

0 Virgo Horoscope For May 2013

                            A man doesn't have time.
                            When he loses he seeks, when he finds
                            He forgets, when he forgets, when he loves
                            He begins to forget
                            And his soul is seasoned, his soul is
                            very professional.
                            Only his body remains forever an amateur.
                            It tries and it misses, gets muddled, doesn't 
                            learn a thing. 
                            Drunk and blind in it's pleasures and its pains
                                                                  Yehudi Amichai

Saturday, May 4, 2013

0 Libra Horoscope For May 2013

                    The cage bird sings with a fearful trill
                    Of things unknown but longed for still 
                    And his tune is heard on the distant hill 
                    For the caged bird sings of freedom 
                                                               Maya Angelou 

0 Scorpio Horoscope For May 2013

                           To sing the perfect song 
                   And by a half tone lost the key
                   There the potent sorrow, there the grief
                   The pale sad staring of life's tragedy 
                                                               Paul Dunbar 

0 Sagittarius Horoscope For May 2013

                    I shot an arrow into the air 
                    It fell to earth, I knew not where
                    For so swiftly it flew the sight
                    Could not follow in its flight 
                    I breathed a song into the air
                    It fell to earth, I knew not where
                    For who has sight so keen and strong
                    That it can follow the flight of a song

                                                             Henry Longfellow 

Friday, May 3, 2013

0 Capricorn Horoscope For May 2013

                   When you have withdrawn yourself and 
                   the magic, when only the smell of your
                   love lingers between my breasts, then, 
                   only then, can I greedily consume your
                                                    Maya Angelou 

0 Aquarius Horoscope For May 2013

                   For we have thought the longer thoughts
                   And gone the shorter way
                   And we have danced to the devils tunes 
                   Shivering home to pray
                   To serve one master in the night
                   Another in the day
                                                      Ernest Hemingway 

0 Pisces Horoscope For May 2013

                         Asleep , awake, by night or day
                         The friends I seek are seeking me
                         No wind can drive my bark astray
                         Nor change the tide of destiny
                                                                             John Burroughs

Friday, April 26, 2013

0 Aprils Pink Full Moon 2013: Some Lunar Facts To Help Get You Through The Weekend

April’s full moon, which is set to rise tonight, is known as a pink moon. And this year it coincides with another lunar event. Here are four things to know about it:
Why is it called a pink moon?
The name can be traced back to North American aboriginal peoples, who referred to the full moon in April as a pink moon after a type of wildflower that blooms early in the year, helping to signify that spring has arrived.
April’s full moon goes by a number of other names in different cultures. Some coastal tribes refer to it as the fish moon because it coincided with the shad swimming upstream, according to the Farmer’s Almanac.
The moon doesn't actually appear pink in color..
What’s different about this pink moon?
It coincides with the first lunar eclipse of the year, which will be visible for those living in Eastern Europe, Africa, central Asia and western Australia, NASA says. It’s a partial eclipse that will last about 27 minutes and will be at its fullest at 4:07 p.m. ET.
It won’t be visible from North America, the space agency says.
What’s the best way to view it?
For those who want to see the eclipse but aren't located in the right place, the Slooh telescope will be streaming a live video of the event online.
For Canadians who want to take a look after sunset, Environment Canada is forecasting a clear night sky for those living across much southern Quebec, New Brunswick, parts of northern Ontario and the southern Prairies.
When is the next lunar eclipse?
Another partial lunar eclipse will take place on May 25, and NASA says it should be visible from most of North America, provided the night sky is clear.